Oh yeah, the opening part was in English. I remember this! “If they should meet, the world will fall into an apocalypse.” Yikes. This dude eating a turkey leg is hilarious. Especially when his horse started peeing on him. Such an odd note! I…. have no idea what just happened. Well at least he covered…

Did Tom Hardy play Bane? That lizard has two heads. Ew, he ate it raw. Gross. Wait, was that Max’s car that rolled? Cutting his hair and forcibly tattooing him? Universal donor? A brand, too? What is happening in this world? Guess he decided the brand was too much. Why are the scavengers all bald…

These opening credits are odd. They’re so… bland. What assholes! “No one’s ever going to marry you.” Maybe don’t go walking towards the sex noises? Stole the dress? Hrm. She totally stole that dress. So her dad gave them beer so they just let it go? Is that what happened? Her dad is definitely a…

Holly Hunter is so pretty. Interesting idea to make the angels a police force. Damn. What a house. Oh man, young Stanley Tucci. I mean, she did tell him not to move! “I’ve been replaced by a robot.” “Yeah, I know how you feel.” LOL Poor guy. His whole life just fell apart in a…

I remember reading what Parabellum means, but I have no idea now. PUPPY! Is this picking up right where 2 left off? Indeed. “I’d say the odds are about even.” Ha! “No time to dilly-dally, Mr. Wick!” I’m not sure I’d trust a cabbie in this town.  Aw, he’s leaving his puppy with Charon. He…

No idea what this movie is about. Oh, Jason Statham! “These are not stolen, they’ve just not been paid for.” Ha! Definitely not the kind of character I’m used to seeing JS play. The yellow tint on this is annoying. One would assume if you can listen to the neighbors, they can listen to you,…

This isn’t my first James Bond, but it IS my first Sean Connery James Bond. Was there a tv show before this? Or did it start with the movies? Can’t say I expected technicolor dancing silhouettes in the intro of a James Bond movie. Three Blind Mice is a bit on the nose here, don’t…

I have no idea what this is about – I know it has Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson, so I expect to enjoy it. Based on a novel? “Traitor’s nest to be pulled down.” How intriguing. Hugh Grant? I suspect I might see a handful of the 7 British actors in this. Lena Headey?? She’s…

Literally all I know about this movie is it’s British and has Simon Pegg in it. And I think vampires? OR zombies. “It’d be nice if we could just…” “Fuck!” “…spend more time together.” LOL This is not the kind of conversation you have in front of friends. I feel you Shaun. I want to…

I have no idea what this movie is about. “My twin brother died and took our mother with him.” That’s dark. You can start again? WTF? “But he changed his mind.” Okay, some happiness finally! So the dad took off and left after his daughter was born. He’s going to try and set up Pai’s…