32 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had While Watching Whale Rider

  1. I have no idea what this movie is about.
  2. “My twin brother died and took our mother with him.” That’s dark.
  3. You can start again? WTF?
  4. “But he changed his mind.” Okay, some happiness finally!
  5. So the dad took off and left after his daughter was born.
  6. He’s going to try and set up Pai’s teacher with her dad.
  7. Did people still do slides like that in 2002??
  8. Oh, whoa. He’s got a woman and another baby on the way. In Germany!
  9. She’s no use to me? Goddamn, you’re still a fucking asshole grandpa.
  10. She’s going with her dad? I didn’t expect that. I thought she was going to finish carving her dad’s waka and show everyone she can do it.
  11. “I’m gonna need all the firstborn boys.” This guy has a one-track mind and I kind of hate him for it.
  12. I wish I knew the words for what they’re singing.
  13. Good for her!
  14. I seriously hate Koro.
  15. “Sometimes you’ve just got to let him think he’s the boss.” I like this grandma!
  16. LOVE that the grandma sent her to ask her uncle for help.
  17. And now he’s inspired by Pai!
  18. He cut Hemi out for sparring with Pai? When he was upset? What a crock of bullshit.
  19. They only get one chance? Why can’t they go back down to get it?
  20. But hey! Uncle knows where it is – he can show Pai and she can go down and get it, right?
  21. They’re sending her away? What the hell?
  22. Okay, well at least it’s with Rawiri.
  23. “So I tried. And they heard me.” Love it!
  24. So she brought up a lobster AND the necklace.
  25. How does she still have so much faith in her Paka?
  26. Watching her cry while giving her speech is breaking my heart.
  27. Oh, the whales! There are so many!
  28. Oh, Pai. That was lovely.
  29. Oh, the rope is breaking. A callback to earlier.
  30. C’mon Pai – you can fix this!
  31. Why does she think she has to die to fix this?
  32. I need to learn more about Maori culture.

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