- I remember reading what Parabellum means, but I have no idea now.
- PUPPY!
- Is this picking up right where 2 left off?
- Indeed.
- “I’d say the odds are about even.” Ha!
- “No time to dilly-dally, Mr. Wick!”
- I’m not sure I’d trust a cabbie in this town.
- Aw, he’s leaving his puppy with Charon.
- He hid stuff in a book in the NYPL? Ballsy.
- I mean, it’s not likely anyone would be looking for that book, I guess.
- This Ernest dude is TALL.
- My neck hurts now.
- Oooh, Laurence Fishburne again.
- Aw, no help or services. 🙁
- Can this doc stitch him in 5 minutes?
- Guess not.
- Oh shit, he’s going to finish it himself?
- At least the Doc is kind of still helping him.
- Oh, shit. At least this Doc likes him enough to take bullets for him. Damn.
- Is this whole movie going to just be John running for his life?
- Please let there be an actual plot.
- Wouldn’t it be easier to find the bullets that fit that gun, rather than build a gun to use the bullets you like?
- Wait, he did all of that for ONE SHOT?
- He is not afraid of the ball punch in this one.
- Seriously, I need more movie in my movie. Less fighty fighty kick kick.
- OH SHIT
- OH MY GOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING
- KNIVES IN SKULLS AND EYEBALLS. NO NO NO NO NO.
- J raises a good question – what is his motivation here? What will does he have to fight this much to live? There’s no revenge scenario.
- OH MY GOD THAT HORSE.
- I never pictured John Wick as much of a horse guy.
- How many mercenary mafia factions are there?
- Is that Angelica Huston?
- He’s Russian?
- “Because of a puppy?” LOVE IT.
- This world confuses me.
- Who is this lady?
- Adjudicator?
- Well that throws a wrench into things.
- We may have finally gotten some plot! 35 minutes in!
- Oh dang, she’s trying to shut down the Bowery, too.
- Oh man, are we going to get a team-up between Keanu, Laurence, and Ian??
- Cuz that would be EPIC.
- The ballet is jarring in this.
- Well she got off light.
- How is the High Table the ruler of everything in this world?
- SHE’S GOT BULLETPROOF VESTS FOR HER DOGS
- Oooh, this is where they make the gold coins.
- WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME
- Thank goodness for bulletproof vests…
- “He shot my dog.” “I get it.”
- Does he really think he’ll be able to make amends after killing everyone in a High Table facility?
- Okay, that water spit thing was gross as shit.
- He is not dressed to be in the desert.
- Is that… the Iron Chef guy?
- “Well, sometimes you gotta cut a motherfucker.”
- Ah! An answer to the question about the will to live.
- Oh shit, they want him to kill Winston to keep his life. What a bitch to be in.
- OH MY GOD HE TOOK HIS FINGER OFF.
- WHY DID HE PICK THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING?
- Oh.
- The man must feel no pain. Jesus.
- How convenient to have this very long and closed bridge.
- Okay, but he can’t kill Winston IN the Continental. How’s this going to go?
- This guy is fanboying all over John Wick.
- What the heck is this place?
- If this movie ends with John Wick dead imma be pissed.
- Okay, so we get a bit of a team-up with John and Winston. I’ll take it.
- Buses full of people to kill them.
- Parabellum. There it is. “Prepare for war.”
- When all else fails, throw the gun at their head.
- John’s look when Charon walked in. LOVE IT.
- Whoa, he reloads way faster than Charon does. He’s got some loader mods on.
- Oh, he hung up on her! Yes!
- We’re back in the weird crystal skull room.
- This can’t end well. Best case scenario, they overthrow the High Table. There’s not enough time left for that.
- John’s going to die, isn’t he
- This movie is 100% fan service so far. So he can’t die!
- So I don’t know what’s going to happen.
- They’ve tried to put WAY too much humor in this.
- Well, fuck.
- …and they’re setting up a 4th movie. JESUS CHRIST.
82 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had Whilst Watching John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
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