I am planning to learn the same key phrases from each country I visit in my virtual travels.

Hello

Do you have a table for two?

I would like a glass of white wine please.

Please can I have the bill?

Thank you.

Good bye

The wonders of a lovely French colleague and the internet turn this into;

Bonjour

Avez-vous une table pour deux?

Je voudrais un verre de vin blanc s’il vous plait.

L’addition, s’il vous plaît.

Merci

Au revoir

The French would weep!