68 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had While Watching Knives Out

  1. That house would be gorgeous if it weren’t so creepy.
  2. Do love the weird doors and secret doors.
  3. “Part of the family” but not allowed at the funeral?
  4. “How old is she?” “We have no idea.”
  5. “The boy is literally a Nazi.” lol
  6. The piano thing is annoying.
  7. Toni Collete is delightful.
  8. Obviously, Harlan hired Benoit. 
  9. Who commits suicide by slitting their own throat? Does no one ask that question?
  10. “Immigrants. We get the job done.” Hamilton nod!
  11. Whatcha hiding Richard?
  12. “My mind’s made up.” He likes that phrase.
  13. I bet that paper with the rose actually meant something. Linda DID say they had their own special way of communicating.
  14. Marta knows something.
  15. “A regurgitative reaction to mistruthin’”
  16. She pukes when she lies. Ha!
  17. None of this is weak sauce, dude. An affair? Money? All perfect motives.
  18. He doesn’t know who hired him. HARLAN DID. I’d put money on it.
  19. So how did Harlan get back upstairs if no one heard the stairs after he came down?
  20. I just noticed the wall circle of knives.
  21. He’s handling this overdose remarkably well.
  22. IF this is an accurate account, Harlan is a tremendously kind man.
  23. Oh shit. His mom saw Marta. But… thinks she’s Ransom?
  24. Why haven’t we seen Ransom yet?
  25. God, this politics talk is killing me. It’s way too real.
  26. Did he just hand Marta his plate? JFC.
  27. Nana’s weird.
  28. I’m rethinking the idea that Harlan hired Benoit.
  29. Hmm. So Linda and Walt both say that they were outvoted on having Marta to the funeral.
  30. There are some real shenanigans going on in this family.
  31. Isn’t a tox screen generally part of a suicide’s autopsy? Wouldn’t they have found the overdose?
  32. Now I’m thinking that Harlan set this up himself somehow. That’s why he wasn’t concerned about dying and how he came up with the plan so quickly. 
  33. Maybe.
  34. Oh shit, he really did cut his own throat.
  35. But this is a classic whodunnit, so it can’t be as simple as Marta’s memories.
  36. Whoops, she messed up and pulled off before the elephant.
  37. Harlan cut them all out of the will, right? And put Marta in?
  38. CSI KFC? That’s kind of hilarious.
  39. Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit.
  40. Seriously, this house is creepy af.
  41. I suspected that Marta was going to be the one in the will.
  42. Ransom rescued her. I didn’t see that coming.
  43. I kinda get the love for the sweater. It’s pretty great.
  44. Oh, Ransom is a smart one.
  45. Oh, come on, Meg. I thought you were better than that.
  46. Ha, Marta telling Meg she’ll take care of her is brilliant.
  47. See, there it is. “This is a story so compelling you would think he would have written it himself.”
  48. I thought Benoit was being nice to Nana, but he was just trying to get information. Damn.
  49. Oh Walt, goddamn it.
  50. Oh, good for you Marta! “Harlan gave me all your resources.” 
  51. Oh ho! A pathology report.
  52. Evidence is gone.
  53. I really think Harlan set all this up.
  54. How did he find her?
  55. Oh shit, they think it’s Ransom. Nana was confused.
  56. What if Harlan isn’t even dead?
  57. Fran is dying? What happened?!
  58. Stashed. That’s an important word, Marta. You know where Fran’s stash is!
  59. Yes, yes! Check Fran’s stash!
  60. Look at the damn report first.
  61. That baseball is important, but I don’t know why.
  62. Okay this is not at all the direction I thought the story was going in. 
  63. Fran’s dead! Oh shit!
  64. It’s a movie prop. He never could tell the difference.
  65. Is he seriously trying to bribe the cops as they take Ransom to jail?
  66. KNEW IT! Invisible ink!
  67. Wait, who punched Richard?
  68. Perfect final shot.

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