95 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had While Watching Remains of the Day

  1. I have no idea what this is about – I know it has Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson, so I expect to enjoy it.
  2. Based on a novel?
  3. “Traitor’s nest to be pulled down.” How intriguing.
  4. Hugh Grant?
  5. I suspect I might see a handful of the 7 British actors in this.
  6. Lena Headey?? She’s gotta be a baby in this!
  7. Holy shit, is that Christopher Reeve?!
  8. They really want this painting, Jeebus!
  9. I’m so glad Downton Abbey has taught me about footmen and under-butlers.
  10. “I have again left my husband…” I want to know that story!
  11. Did I miss how buying the painting was buying the house?
  12. I’m pretty sure Mr. Stevens is in love with Emma Thompson.
  13. Ah, Mrs. Benn. That’s her name.
  14. Or Miss Kenton, when she was younger.
  15. Hiring his father to be his under-butler? How interesting.
  16. Okay, they can’t both be called Stevens! That’s going to be confusing.
  17. That’s a lot of stairs for an old man, goodness.
  18. I do so love Emma Thompson. Her sarcasm is delightful.
  19. This Mr. Stevens nonsense is irritating.
  20. Hmmm. It seemed like he was not doing well because of his age… but then he opens a secret door!
  21. But he left it open… that’s not super discrete.
  22. Curiouser and curiouser.
  23. Oh, that door is not a secret at all!
  24. I’m confused.
  25. Is Mr. Stevens, Sr., sick or distressed?
  26. Oh hello, there, Hugh Grant!
  27. I do not understand the subtext that is happening between Miss Kenton and Mr. Stevens.
  28. Oh! Now I see. She’s concerned about his father being too old to manage his duties. That makes sense, now.
  29. What kind of person am I that I assumed nefarious deeds rather than just an old man being old?
  30. A German sympathizer on the cusp of WW2 because an old friend committed suicide after WW1? Hmm.
  31. I feel bad for old Mr. Stevens.
  32. Goodness, it does take some of these men a long time to make their points, doesn’t it?
  33. He’s asking the butler to give the sex talk to his godson? Seriously?
  34. “Just convey the basic facts and be done with it.”
  35. This whole thing with the shoes is weird.
  36. Oh no, did he die? Or fall asleep?
  37. Oh no, he died.
  38. Called the doctor? But isn’t he dead?
  39. Oh, he’s not dead? That’s… surprising.
  40. This is an odd scene. His father fell out of love with his mother. Why do we care?
  41. I’m not sure this woman has any say in whether or not Germany desires peace…
  42. But then, I don’t know how these things actually work. Clearly the ruling class does get to make decisions.
  43. I rather like this John Lewis fellow.
  44. “You are – all of you – amateurs. And international affairs should never be run by amateurs.” LOVE IT.
  45. Clearly the others do not love it.
  46. I can’t tell if these men are naive or very much aware of what they’re doing.
  47. Oh, Mr. Stevens. Go see your father!
  48. I don’t find German to be a particularly lovely sounding language, but her singing makes it so.
  49. LOL – poor Hugh Grant completely missed the point of what Stevens was trying to tell him.
  50. “I have no acquaintance with the former owner.” Well you’re a lying liar who lies.
  51. Young ladies from Germany? Oh, dear.
  52. Uh oh. It’s a Mr. Benn! We already know how that’s going to end…
  53. Holy shit. “Over here we call them prisons, over there they call them concentration camps. What’s the difference?”
  54. We’ve gone past the subtle into quite explicit.
  55. “I’d be lost without her.” Yes – we know that. 
  56. Wait, he hired German staff, but because they’re German Jews he’s firing them. Despicable.
  57. I love Miss Kenton. “If those girls go, I shall leave this house.”
  58. Oh! It’s baby Lena Headey now!
  59. I wonder why Miss Kenton is pushing for her.
  60. She’s very self-aware. I like that. Even if it means she’s ashamed of herself.
  61. He’s trying so hard to tell her that she’s important to him, but he can only say she’s important to the house.
  62. I dare say, Mr. Stevens doesn’t know much about cars. I believe he’s run out of gas!
  63. I find myself wondering if he ever did take a stand. Or if he just distances himself now that it’s all over.
  64. Why is Mr. Spencer being an asshole to the butler? “I’m sorry, sir. But I’m unable to be of assistance in this matter.” What a lovely way to say “I don’t know.”
  65. Once again, lying about knowing Lord Darlington.
  66. Oh, but coming clean about it. How interesting. But still not allowing that he disagreed with Lord Darlington. 
  67. I like that this Carlisle is pushing him to make a stand.
  68. Oh! Lord Darlington has admitted to being wrong about dismissing the Jewish girls.
  69. “She’s old. She must be at least 30.” LOL
  70. Why is he embarrassed about this book?
  71. She literally pried the book from his hands. LOL. And it’s a love story!
  72. Well there go Charlie and Lizzie, getting married and quitting their jobs. Why can’t they get married and stay on staff?
  73. Oh dear. Miss Kenton is falling for Mr. Benn! But then, we knew that was going to happen. She’s going to leave Darlington and marry him eventually.
  74. Mr. Stevens is pro at keeping his thoughts and feelings to himself.
  75. This movie is very long.
  76. Oh please don’t let Hitler be one of the guests.
  77. Not Hitler, but definitely someone high in the government. Ugh.
  78. “The Fuhrer is a man of peace…” *sigh*
  79. Oh dear, Miss. Kenton was brought back with a police escort. 
  80. Man, these two kill me! There’s no direct communication between them.
  81. Years have passed? The passage of time in this movie is not well told.
  82. “It is not my place to be curious about such matters.”
  83. This is such an odd role for Hugh Grant. I wonder why he didn’t have more like it. He’s quite good.
  84. Mr. Stevens is not having a good night at all.
  85. I do wonder what he really thinks. He hides is so well, even from the audience.
  86. Going in unannounced and silently creeping on her while she’s crying is creepy.
  87. So… he goes in to tell her about work that hasn’t been done. Did he think that would help? Like, what was going on in his head?
  88. I wonder what Mr. Benn did to make her leave him. Twice.
  89. Oh. She just dashed his hopes. Pesky grandchild on the way.
  90. She’s crying as she rides away.
  91. Is she going to get off the bus? Probably not, but man. I want him to have a happy ending!
  92. I so want her to appear at the house.
  93. What an odd place for an aerial of the house.
  94. Wait, it’s over? That’s all it was? 
  95. WHAT A WASTE OF TWO HOURS!

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