- Alex Winter? I didn’t realize he was in this. And what a mullet!
- I wonder if Joss pulled Spike’s platinum hair from Kiefer in this.
- The vampires can fly in this one?
- Edward Herrman is in this too?
- And Dianne Wiest is the mom?
- Why are all of the kids punk?
- This grandpa guy sounds super familiar, but I can’t place him.
- SISTER ACT 2.
- Hey, she’s the fiance from Twister!
- Everybody tells these guys not to come back.
- And it’s the Coreys!
- This guy is definitely after Matthew’s heart.
- Oh I like it – “Vampires Everywhere” comic book.
- Oh, of course, the girl is with the bad guys.
- But I mean, he’s kind of a creepy stalker. Following her and staring.
- I’m pretty sure I would have started screaming as soon as the roof of the car was ripped off.
- “That’s as close to town as I like to get.”
- I mean, these two guys aren’t really coming across as credible. So I get it.
- This girl’s name is Star. Of course it is.
- There’s a little kid with them. What?
- Motorcycles on sand just feels super dangerous.
- The ground is going to run out, I bet.
- Yep.
- Are they going to end up turning Michael?
- Why isn’t he asking why he’s there? This is weird.
- How’d they make him see maggots? That’s a weird vampire skill.
- “Drink some of this Michael. Be one of us.” Why is he just doing stuff with NO information?
- Just drinking blood shouldn’t change you. Right?
- Why’d they pick Michael, anyway? I NEED MORE INFORMATION.
- “What’s going on?” HE FINALLY ASKS A QUESTION.
- This is creepy af.
- WHY WOULD YOU GO MICHAEL?
- ….what?
- How do motorcycles create that much wind?
- …and no one’s there.
- This might be the weirdest vampire lore ever.
- Corey in the bubble bath is amazing.
- PLEASE DON’T LET THE DOG BE HURT.
- This is the weirdest reaction to finding out about a vampire I’ve ever seen.
- EVER.
- This is the weirdest vampire movie I’ve ever seen.
- Hey that’s the little kid running with the vampires.
- Of course, we can’t have a vampire movie without a little bit of sex.
- Why doesn’t Thorn like her? She’s not a vampire.
- “Kill your brother. You’ll feel better.”
- Is Max really the head vampire?? That would be a twist I did not see coming.
- He asked to be invited in…
- But the dog isn’t reacting to him.
- How did no one smell the bowl of raw garlic?
- And we finally see the fangs!
- He’s hiding under a blanket against vampires…
- “Even though you’re a vampire, you’re still my brother.” That’s a different tune than he was singing earlier.
- I seriously had no idea this movie was so campy.
- They’re so loud! How do the vampires not hear them?
- Why is Sam suddenly shouting no?
- Why did the vampire start oozing goo?
- A vampire that cries?
- You know, I do appreciate that Sam went to his mom. He did it badly, but he did do it!
- So vampires don’t need an invitation in this world?
- The dog is the best thing about this movie.
- Why would that make water and blood spew from all of the plumbing? THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
- Billy from Stranger Things was totally channeling Michael.
- Why is the kid a vampire if he hasn’t killed anything yet?
- This feels inconsistent with the rules they’ve established.
- Did he just get staked with antlers? Those aren’t wood.
- IT IS MAX!
- Inviting a vampire in renders you powerless? So it’s not that it stops them from entering, it just stops you from being able to kill them.
- “The blood-sucking Brady bunch”
- How did Grandpa figure it out?
- “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.”
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