- I didn’t know this was a Ron Howard film.
- Eugene Levy? John Candy? Cool!
- “Twenty years ago” – heh
- Wait, what? That escalated quickly.
- His brother is such a creep.
- They only looked at each other. Why is she crying?
- Cherries get a little slime? Ewwwww.
- Oh. John Candy is the brother? The creep brother. Of course!
- His story is A Lesbian No More. Ugh.
- This lady no Mrs. Landingham
- Got hit in the head by some lightning? Ouch.
- Tom Hanks is one whose voice has remained the same.
- They were living together and he won’t even say he loves her? WTF TOM HANKS?
- She dodged a bullet by moving out.
- OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS FREDDY STILL DOES THE CHANGE THING?
- Go home, Tom, you’re drunk.
- I don’t think taxis go from Manhattan to Cape Cod.
- Okay, maybe they do, if you’ve got enough cash.
- Eugene Levy also sounds exactly the same.
- “I can fix it. I’m mechanical.”
- How does she have legs? I hope they explain that.
- LOL, he has a “Vista” “Charge Card”.
- How does she know how to read?
- She’s wearing her bra outside her shirt.
- Oh look, naked Daryl Hannah again.
- She seemed very afraid/startled by Tom Hanks until she stopped and kissed him. So why is she okay with a large jeering crowd?
- I’m really irritated that he’s so gaga over a woman he barely saw, didn’t speak to, all because she’s beautiful.
- She likes to say hello by kissing.
- He doesn’t think it’s weird at all.
- They had sex. And she’s wonderful for it.
- UGH.
- This is the most unlikable I’ve ever seen Tom Hanks.
- Uh oh. She went outside.
- “My daughter, on the other hand, is lucky. She’s anorexic.” OH MY GOD.
- I hate this movie.
- “I’m looking for a girl.” “200 bucks” UGH
- She learned how to talk by watching television.
- The Evil Dead is playing at that movie theater.
- Madison’s not a name? Um, it sure as hell is now.
- On top of the refrigerator?
- He tells her it’s really funny, so she just immediately laughs.
- IT’S THE PATRIARCHY
- She kissed the box.
- He’s smoking while playing racquetball.
- How did she get the fountain in there?
- “Because I love you.” NO YOU DON’T.
- You can’t just go throwing water on people Eugene.
- He just basically proposed.
- She’s eating the shell. LOL
- And now he’s actually proposed.
- Without ever saying he loves her.
- He’s known her for what? 3 days?
- How does the Eugene guy know where they always are?
- “Behold the mermaid!”
- Alan’s an asshole.
- We already knew that.
- Where are they taking her?
- Oh, they think he’s a merman.
- This makes me even more angry.
- Yep, he’s an asshole.
- Are we seriously going to get creepy brother telling Alan how stupid he is? Espousing happiness and true love?
- She’s super sick. WTF.
- Oh NOW Eugene has a conscience?
- How do people just find people? How does Alan know he’s at the dentist?
- Why can’t he ever come back?
- I thought he couldn’t swim.
- How does this work in practicality? He still needs to eat, right?