1. Did Tom Hardy play Bane?
2. That lizard has two heads.
3. Ew, he ate it raw. Gross.
4. Wait, was that Max’s car that rolled?
5. Cutting his hair and forcibly tattooing him?
6. Universal donor?
7. A brand, too?
8. What is happening in this world?
9. Guess he decided the brand was too much.
10. Why are the scavengers all bald and super white/pale?
11. Max has issues.
12. I am so confused.
13. Aqua cola?
14.  What’s the deal with this dude with the weird skin?
15. Mother’s milk?!
16. Yep, I am so confused.
17. Guzzoline.
18. I feel like that’s not enough water for all of those people.
19. Don’t become addicted to water? How do these people live without water?
20. Full life and half-life?
21. And universal donor?
22. I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
23. They really meant breast milk by mother’s milk?
24. I really have no idea what’s happening.
25. “How much more can they take from me? They’ve got my blood. Now it’s my car!”
26. …there’s a flamethrower guitar? On the front of a moving truck?
27. This is some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen.
28. Holy sand storm!
29. What is that white stuff? Two of them have now sprayed it in their mouths before suiciding by war.
30. How the FUCK did he survive that?
31. Is he really going to leave them? When he already has nightmares about the people he didn’t save?
32. The people eater? Ugh.
33. Oh no. What an unlucky time to go into labor!
34. Well that’s one way to stop the pursuers.
35. Okay, maybe only temporarily.
36. That’s a good way to put out the fire.
37. Welp, that guzzoline is gone.
38. Should’ve cut the chain off first.
39. That thumbs up was adorable.
40. Oh shit, she fell off.
41. But it rolled Immortan Joe!
42. Well that engine smoke can’t be good.
43. The wives are remarkably compassionate to the half-life boys.
44. Oh wow, that’s some mud.
45. I don’t think you can push it Furiosa.
46. Birds! If there’s birds, there’s got to be good land close by, right? Maybe?
47. …the fuck? People on stilts in the mud?
48. The music is certainly uplifting here.
49. These are all women!
50. The green place is gone.
51. The creepy hallucination kid was his kid!
52. Whatever Nux is doing, I don’t think it’s working.
53. “One man, one bullet.”
54. I swear to god, if Furiosa dies…
55. How the fuck is she still holding on to him?
56. How are they going to get back through that pass? The rocks were blown.
57. Immortan Joe left people there to clear the rocks, right?
58. This guitar guy is insane!
59. Nux is going to die.
60. All I can think of is the Spike quote from Buffy – Spike: Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It’s what keeps you going, makes you warm, makes you hard, makes you other than dead.

Joseph: “It’s a feelgood movie. It’s the same reason you love Hallmark movies.