- This isn’t my first James Bond, but it IS my first Sean Connery James Bond.
- Was there a tv show before this? Or did it start with the movies?
- Can’t say I expected technicolor dancing silhouettes in the intro of a James Bond movie.
- Three Blind Mice is a bit on the nose here, don’t you think?
- Oh, well I guess not.
- Well damn, they just killed the woman, too! That was unexpected.
- I would never have recognized him as Sean Connery.
- He also doesn’t have the iconic Connery accent I expect.
- I hear it sometimes, but it’s definitely not what it is now!
- Are they making fun of him for having a “lady’s” gun?
- “If you’re a double-0, it means you’re licensed to kill, not be killed.”
- Ah, of course – the shot is framed around her bare legs. Though they are some really nice legs.
- Well, how can he get out if you just told him to put both hands on the wheel?
- The fight choreography is amazing. Bond basically does nothing, but the other guy is out of breath and injured and flung all over the place.
- LOL – “Make sure he doesn’t get away.”
- Oh, boo. “Mixed like you said, sir. Not stirred.” When did it become the “shaken, not stirred” phrase that we know now?
- “I hope he cooks better than he fights.”
- Photographer lady was also at the airport.
- 35 minutes in, and someone finally says the name “Dr. No”.
- He hesitated before he said, “No, of course not.” I don’t trust this Professor Dent fellow.
- Oh, dear. It’s the spider Matthew warned me about.
- I think I’m about to be very much not okay.
- LOL – it’s so clear that the spider wasn’t actually on him, but crawling on a screen.
- Thank god it didn’t jump.
- Did… did he just smell her towel?
- That’s one way to keep him there for a few hours.
- Women don’t just paint their nails like that in the middle of doing things.
- Whoa, she spit in his face. That’s harsh.
- It’s that mango song again.
- Wait, why kill him before he could answer your questions?
- This movie moves incredibly slow.
- Oh, they mussed his hair! That’s an unexpected detail.
- If the shells are so valuable, why did she leave two of them lying there on the beach?
- We’ve heard about that dragon twice now. I’m curious to find out what it really is.
- That red shirt was probably not the best choice…
- OMG that DANGER sign is amazing!
- Did she just tell us that she got raped? And then killed him with a black widow spider?
- Oh, yeah. That red shirt got Quarrel killed.
- “Sorry we ain’t got any flowers.”? What does that mean?
- Oh ho! Bond finally got clubbed in the head!
- Well that’s the most half-assed job of scrubbing down I’ve ever seen.
- Was Miss Taro supposed to be Chinese?
- Bond should have known better than to drink or eat anything. I thought he was smarter than that.
- That was a weird scene. Just looking at him sleep?
- What a great living space – but man, I’d need some natural light!
- Dr. No is the first one to say “shaken, not stirred.”
- “Does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?” HA!
- How fortuitous that the pipe he’s escaping through has little ledges for his feet.
- Where did all of the water go? That vent came out in the decontamination room…
- Did I miss what’s happening on the island? What Dr. No’s plan is?
- Those fake hands can’t save you now!
- You should probably get out of there Mr. Bond.
- That’s a hell of a way to kill someone. Chain them to the floor with water rising. A bit dark!
- What happened to Honey’s pants?
- Are we supposed to assume the guards raped her?
- Wait, now they’re going to have sex? After she was violated?
- OH THANK YOU MISTER BOND FOR SAVING ME. HOWEVER CAN I REPAY YOU?