- These opening credits are odd. They’re so… bland.
- What assholes! “No one’s ever going to marry you.”
- Maybe don’t go walking towards the sex noises?
- Stole the dress? Hrm.
- She totally stole that dress.
- So her dad gave them beer so they just let it go? Is that what happened?
- Her dad is definitely a character.
- And an asshole.
- Her mom breaks my heart.
- These friends are the WORST.
- Is everyone in this movie an asshole?
- I’m not sure that stealing from your dad is the way to show him that you can be successful…
- I had no idea Rachel Griffiths was Australian too! I like her a lot.
- How lucky of Muriel to find a friend on this random holiday.
- I mean, it’s awesome for her. But it’s definitely only something that happens in a movie.
- Her family thinks she paid for this holiday with new job money? Are they stupid?
- Oh, right. She lied to Rhonda about everything, too. That’s gonna bite her in the ass.
- $12,000? She cleaned her parents out?
- Well I guess it makes sense… if her family are all assholes, she would be, too.
- Oh wow, she looks so much better. And it looks like she got a job, too!
- She is a hot damn mess.
- She’s so awkward it’s painful.
- I can’t even with this.
- “We’re being raided again.” What?
- And now Rhonda has a spinal tumor? What?
- Muriel just can’t help herself from lying.
- She bought a wedding album for herself? For photos of her trying on a dress?
- SHE’S INSANE!
- But damn if her hair isn’t really good now. That color is gorgeous.
- “Now my life’s as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.”
- Uh oh – Rhonda’s about to discover some of Muriel’s secrets.
- He’s totally having an affair with Deidre Chambers.
- “Are you black?” JFC.
- “Would you find it difficult to lie?” She’s definitely a queen at it.
- Oh no! Don’t listen to Abba!
- She’s really going through with it.
- I’m betting that the groom won’t go through with it. No matter how badly he needs it for immigration.
- The vapid girls are her bridesmaids? Ugh.
- She is beautiful, though.
- Why is Brice there?
- Yeah, this groom isn’t going to through with it.
- People are going to object, right? Right?!
- Hmm, not what I expected, but alright.
- Aw, the mom missed the whole thing.
- And then Muriel didn’t even say hi to her. The mom is such a heartbreaking character to me.
- Muriel is such an asshole.
- This whole family is such a hot mess.
- Oh god, did the mom kill herself?
- Heart attack?
- Yep, suicide.
- Muriel’s finally realizing she’s an asshole.
- At least the dude is human, and is comforting her.
- But don’t kiss her!
- She sleeps with him and then decides she can’t stay married?
- I mean, I guess your mom’s suicide will make you want to grow up fast.