51 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had Whilst Watching Day Watch

  1. Oh yeah, the opening part was in English. I remember this!
  2. “If they should meet, the world will fall into an apocalypse.” Yikes.
  3. This dude eating a turkey leg is hilarious. Especially when his horse started peeing on him. Such an odd note!
  4. I…. have no idea what just happened.
  5. Well at least he covered the horse’s eyes first.
  6. The shapeshifting effects are dang cool.
  7. Rude.
  8. How much time has passed since the first movie?
  9. She’s very eager. I like her.
  10. I don’t remember what the sunglasses are for.
  11. Second level doom? That’s weird.
  12. Oh! The kid is Yegor.
  13. I’m kind of digging Anton’s snowflake sweater.
  14. Wait, is she supposed to be the same woman from the first movie?
  15. He forgot his dumplings.
  16. Oh he just happens to find the information he needs to for Tamerlane right next to the hat? 
  17. Is she wearing a dog’s choke collar?
  18. Well that’s impossible.
  19. But it looked really cool.
  20. She’s styled her hair so that she has horns.
  21. I AM SO CONFUSED.
  22. Oh, he switched their bodies.
  23. Goddamn I LOVE how she looked for pockets and then couldn’t find any.
  24. LOL – “Do I snore?”
  25. She totally knows.
  26. I LOVE him. Lol
  27. DON’T SPY ON HER IN THE SHOWERS.
  28. Oh, good.
  29. Did he really tell her? R is this a fantasy? I CAN’T TELL.
  30. He did!
  31. It feels like this movie is all over the place.
  32. Well that’s not safe.
  33. So this movie just started giving me the subtitles from the beginning of the movie, when the warrior is under the horse.
  34. It’s quite distracting.
  35. Which is why I don’t exactly know what just happened.
  36. Is he going to find the chalk before sunrise?
  37. Heh, right-hand man.
  38. I’m confused again.
  39. Ah, okay that makes sense. You can’t change anyone else’s fate.
  40. And of course the kid stole the chalk.
  41. This is all very strange.
  42. What a weird shirt for Zavulon to be wearing.
  43. How did Anton do that?
  44. OF COURSE HE DRUGGED YOU ANTON
  45. Why isn’t Zavulon guilty too? He asked him to kill them.
  46. That’s a whole lot of hate.
  47. She just cut her finger off to get that ring off.
  48. The smart thing to do is undo his choice to hire the witch 12 years ago. But that probably isn’t going to happen since there were 6 books.
  49. Don’t drop it now.
  50. How do they all remember but him?
  51. FUCKING WEIRD.

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