47 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had Whilst Watching The Matrix Revolutions

  1. Even the WB logo is green.
  2. Oh, we’re back to Neo’s green facial hair.
  3. Well that’s not the same Oracle.
  4. Why is Morpheus doubting the Oracle?
  5. I don’t entirely understand this train station thing.
  6. They’re walking on the ceiling. Okay.
  7. The eyes of the Oracle? Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ!
  8. “I don’t have time for this shit.” Nice on, Trinity!
  9. Persephone is such an odd character. I don’t understand her.
  10. I wonder how long it’s going to take them figure out Bane is Smith.
  11. Smith is channeling Jack Nicholson and it’s weird.
  12. Oh shit, he changed the Oracle. 
  13. Oh my god, that laugh is so fucking creepy.
  14. The guy playing Bane is channeling Smith so fucking well.
  15. “Do not even think about telling me what I can and cannot do with my ship after that little speech.”
  16. Of course she’s going with you, Neo.
  17. Is Bane on this ship somehow?
  18. Yep.
  19. Seriously, how do they not know it’s Smith? IT’S SO OBVIOUS!
  20. I feel like that just did a lot of damage to this ship that they shouldn’t be able to fix.
  21. Oh god, did he just blind Neo????
  22. “But I think you’re gonna have to drive.” LOL
  23. Okay, those are cool.
  24. BUT HOW IS THERE NO ENCLOSED SPACE TO PROTECT THE HUMAN?!
  25. Holy shit that’s a lot of sentinels.
  26. The ladies are gonna take that drill down. Bet.
  27. This chick is a badass. I love her. I don’t know her name, but I love her.
  28. Oh damn, they got her.
  29. C’mon kid. OPEN THE DAMN GATE.
  30. Holy shit that was stressful.
  31. And it’s not over. Locke was right about this one, it looks like.
  32. How are they not being detected?
  33. All of that for one little ship?
  34. What the hell was that?
  35. Holy shit there’s sun up there.
  36. I knew someone would die – I just didn’t expect it to be Trinity. 
  37. I even kind of thought it might be Neo.
  38. Well that’s a big spiky eye thing.
  39. That’s a clever way to make the machines talk to Neo.
  40. I wonder how Neo thinks he’s going to stop Smith.
  41. He did the thing!
  42. I still have no idea how this is going to end.
  43. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
  44. I’m really not at all sure what just happened.
  45. Will the machines at least bring him home?
  46. “What do you think I am? Human?”
  47. I DON’T LIKE THIS ENDING.

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