- Literally all I know about this movie is that it has Chris Evans in it.
- Holy shit. That was unexpected.
- Jason Statham?
- Hmmm. Can the high school science teacher put a smashed phone back together? Probably, in the land of the movies!
- Baby Chris Evans!
- Whoa, Jessica Biel, too!
- How have I not seen this?
- Something tells me those t-shirts aren’t going to be picked up.
- Hello Nokia product placement.
- God, I remember that ringtone.
- “Wasting my minutes” lol
- Oooh, William H Macy, too?
- LOL, William H Macy trying to be all tough.
- Why do they always have to light Kim Basinger like a 40s starlet?
- “You named your child Ricky Martin?” lol
- Oh shit, he went and got the gun!
- “It’s a day spa.”
- That was a woman listening to the message at her house.
- You know this was probably thought to be a pretty cutting edge movie.
- Man, I remember having to press that many buttons to find anything.
- Though, I don’t believe for a second that Ryan could have done all of those things and not gotten on the cop’s radar.
- Oh, that’s the woman who was at the house. Makes sense.
- This douchebag is talking to his MOM?
- “Oh snaps.”
- 2004? He would have needed ID with that boarding pass.
- Oh shit, these guys are cops.
- What are the odds there would be two tall men with blue jeans and a Laker’s jacket at that bar?
- They’ve written Jessica’s character so badly.
- I feel like you have to be an arrogant sonuvabitch to use your police badge as a way to do crime.
- Naw man, Nokia’s are indestructible!
- Oh shit, it’s the cops doing the gang killings?
- Oh, no man! The nice cop guy is part of it?
- This porsche driver guy is always typecast as douchbag of the year. But he does it really well.
- Ohhhh, the phone that broke wasn’t his Nokia. It was the froufrou fun.
- Goddamn she’s so inconsistently written! She’s levelheaded enough to put the phone together and target that guy’s artery, but she’s a soggy whiny crying helpless mess the rest of the time.
- How the fuck did she recognize him from the back with that hoodie on?
- Oh, nice job Ryan!
- “It’s a day spa, you fuck!”
- “Don’t ever call me again.” Heh.
39 Thoughts Mandi Kaye Had While Watching Cellular
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